How To Trim, Cut, and Cook Pork Tender - A Perfect Primal and Low Carb Meal

Coming soon to a Fluffy Chix Cook blog near you! (hehe)

I'm working on a post that takes you step-by-step through trimming, portioning and cookin' pork tenderloins -- the other white meat. So I thought I'd share the first and last photos with you to let you in on another sneak peak!



Wash and dry pork tenderloins. (I always rinse meat under running, cold water--a trick taught to me by our sweet little departed daddy.)


Slices of juicy and fork-tender pork tenderloin roasted and served with smashed cauliflower. What a super meal and perfectly Primal.


It takes about 10 minutes to butcher out a package of pork tenders, but I think you will agree after reading, that it's time well-spent. You get about 12 meals out one package of 2 tenderloins. And at $3.47/pound that's a nutritional bargain!

Ugly Green Beans (UGB)

Beautiful, fresh green beans. Washed and ready.
You might wonder how a green bean could ever be called ugly. Green beans are perfectly beautiful, right? Fresh, velvety, crisp and green with their tiny curled tips just waiting for a quick blanch then a roll in olive oil and a whole busload of slivered garlic…now that is a beautiful, beautiful thought.

But UGB (Ugly Green Beans)? Well folks, this is a recipe many of you already know about, but still stands to be mentioned for the benefit of the unenlightened. You see, I’m tired.
Pooped. Verplunkt! (I can still see Madeline Kahn singing this song in Blazing Saddles. Here's the You Tube On It) Since the cancer I just simply have not seen a resurgence in energy like we'd hoped, so I like to take as many no brainer, low energy, short cuts as I can to get a delicious whole foods dinner on our plates.


Ugly Green Beans (UGB), Blue Cheese Juicy Loosey on a
low carb roll with Jen Eloffs bake mix and lettuce 'n' tomatoes
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UGB is this kind of shortcut. Little effort—lots of reward. Is that wrong?

Ugly Green Beans are one of the weapons in my arsenal. You either love ‘em or hate ‘em. I’m in the “love ‘em camp.” They bravely and easily replace french fries in the low carb arsenal and you can cook them to any degree of ugly. If you do not like “brown” food, simply cut back on the ugliness factor and cook them a shorter amount of time, and thus retain the green and ditch the brown.

But still, I hear you. You’re sayin’, “Susie! Oh Sooze. Sooze. Soooze, soooze, soooze. Sooze. You silly wabbit! This is not a wecipe! It’s one more failed attempt to keep your blog going with non-posts. Why do you vex us so? EVERYBODY knows how to roast a green bean. Why not post next about how to boil water or make a hardboiled egg?”

And I "get" that this is not the first time you have suggested I post about ‘how to boil water.’ Truly I do.

And you’re right of course.

Ugly Green Beans is/are NOT a recipe. Why? Well, just cuz. You don’t measure. It’s not tricky. There’s no “set” anything about it. Here’s how easy it is…


You get some green beans (fresh or quick frozen).




You toss them with a glug or two of olive oil. Sprinkle them with Kosher or sea salt, black pepper and granulated garlic powder (or any little herb and spice you love—I have a mad crush these days on my Moroccan Spice Blend, so that’s the flavor of the hour).




Throw ‘em on a sheet pan and roast the be-jesus outta ‘em at 450° for about 35 minutes, turning once or twice during the cooking. Let their color be your guide. Let your schnoz (nose) tell you when enough is enough.

Get fancy, add garlic—keep it simple—and do only the beans. Your choice. Your tastes. YOI (You Own It). Simple. NO brainwork necessary.



Then serve up a passel of ‘em and poof here’s your dinner! Well it would be dinner if you pair UGB with a delicious and easy protein.



And that’s it, y’all. Ugly Green Beans (UGB). They don’t photograph well, but they taste genious to this Southern girl. And they go with EVERYTHING, even a simple fried egg or two!




Hope y’all give ‘em a try!

This post was brought to you by the letter, “B”. “B,” for BROWN.

Low Carb Homestyle Southern Bacon Gravy and Low Carb Biscuits for Breakfast, Brunch or Brinner

Low Carb Southern Bacon Gravy with Low Carb Biscuits
along with fried eggs, sugar free preserves and grape tomatoes
If we are truly what we eat, most Southerners would consist of half fried food and half cream gravy. I’m not lyin’ to you and yes, that includes the “New Southern Cuisine” movement.  And part of me deep down in my Southern soul, mourns. And feels shame about that. Yes, I grew up eating those foods. Yes, I love them. And yes, I still have a weight problem today, despite low carbing for 98% of 12 years.

(On the plus side, I have lost around 80lbs and the low carb lifestyle halted a PCOS-driven 8pound per month weight gain cycle I was locked into 12 years ago when I begain this way of eating.)

Yep, Southerners are as a region, some of the portliest people this side of the Mason Dixon. And we have some of the highest rates of diabetes, kidney disease, cancer, heart disease, many “-eases”. Jesus.

So why on earth, am I blogging about bacon gravy then? Yes, that’s bacon gravy in the picture there. Isn’t it a pretty sight? But aren’t I just contributing to the delinquency of Southerners the world-over
with this recipe for homestyle Southern Bacon Gravy and Biscuits? Aren’t I contributing to the artery clogging heart disease of an entire nation? Well. I hope not. I hope the fact that the carbs are low and because it will be consumed by ketogenic adapted individuals, this meal will not act on our bodies as it would if it were made of flours and high carbage nonsense.

I will tell ya, it surely tastes great. The sock monkeys approve even though this bacon gravy is not made of bananas…or peanut butter. They smacked their little sock monkey lips, clapped their little thumbless hands together and made the “MMMMmmmmmmm” sound that only comes from very satisfied sock monkeys.

I'm not lyin' -- it's a treat meal for me. I can't eat this everyday
and expect to lose weight.
But I will confess. This is a “treat” meal. I don’t eat it every day. I might make something like this as a Sunday brunch or brinner (breakfast for dinner). It’s a heavy, comforting meal and falls into the category of “the necessaries”.

The Necessaries are a group of dishes I created to get us out of the diet slumps—you know, those times when you start feeling a little sorry for yourself; that your backside doesn’t look like other DFSW’s in their white shorts? And you feel put-upon that you are the only one person in the entire world who has to restrict their food intake and can’t chow down on carbs…

The Necessaries lift you out of those valleys when you just aren’t convinced that there isn’t “anything that tastes as good as thin feels.” That’s the day you whip up this recipe and eat it with glee, and without guilt, knowing that even if you don’t lose weight the day after you eat this meal, you won’t be gaining anything either. And you won’t be sending your blood sugar on a carb-fueled ride straight to the moon. So there is that!

Bacon gravy tastes delicious served over one of Fluffy Chix Cook’ easy and quick Low Carb Biscuits. Just follow the recipe for the biscuits, they take 10 minutes to whip up and cook. Toast one, split it and serve the gravy on one side, and a teaspoon of sugar free preserves on the other side. Then chop a few grape tomatoes, add a couple of eggs and boom! You’re done and enjoying a true Southern delicacy. Bacon gravy for breakfast, brunch or brinner...now THAT's low carb deprivation!


Southern Bacon Gravy

Recipe By: Susie T. Gibbs
Serving Size: 4
Preparation Time: 5 Minutes
Cooking Time: 15 Min Baking Time 
Start to Finish: 20 Minutes


Thick, delicious, comfort food better than Mama used to make. This is stick-to-your-ribs kinda food for breakfast or dinner. Recipe doubles well.


Ingredients:
Low Carb Southern Bacon Gravy - so delicious
8 slices bacon
½ cup onion -- chopped finely
2 cloves garlic -- peeled and sliced thinly
1 ½ cups mushrooms -- sliced
½ teaspoon Kosher salt
½ teaspoon black pepper
2 tablespoons bacon grease
4 ounces cream cheese -- cubed
1 cup heavy cream
1 teaspoon parsley, freeze-dried
¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes
2 tablespoons water (optional)
¼ cup green onions, whites and greens -- chopped (optional)





Sauté bacon until crispy. Remove and drain on a paper towel. Pour off all but about 2 tablespoons of bacon grease.





Add onion and sauté on medium low until onion begins to turn translucent.




Add mushrooms, garlic, salt and pepper and cook until mushrooms are done—about 5 minutes.



Reduce heat to low and add cream cheese. Stir until cream cheese melts.




Add cream. Bring sauce to a slow simmer and simmer until thick and delicious. Add parsley and red pepper flakes.




Add half of the bacon, crumbled, back into the gravy. Taste and adjust seasoning for salt and pepper. If you need or want to thin the gravy a little, just add a tablespoon or two of water.



Serve immediately. Garnish each serving with 1 slice of crumbled bacon and 1 tablespoon of chopped green onion.

Per Serving: 454 Calories; 45g Fat (87.6% calories from fat); 8g Protein; 6g Carbohydrate; 1g Dietary Fiber; 130mg Cholesterol; 581mg Sodium; 5g Net Carbs

Serving Ideas: Serve over low carb biscuits or over sautéed chicken breasts and pork chops. It's a delicious gravy over low carb chicken-fried-anything!

SUSIE T's NOTES:
This is one of those comfort food meals reserved for days when you need to embrace your Southern roots. It's high calorie, and super high fat, coming in at 88% of calories from fat. So why on earth would I want to eat something like that? Cuz it's good! And I figure if I keep my carbs down around 10g net for the meal, it'll be just fine. It's a treat meal. I might be inclined to eat it as a Sunday breakfast or brunch, or for a quick and hearty weeknight dinner.

It's truly delicious. Who needs sausage gravy or heavy roux-based gravies, when you have bacon gravy waiting for you?



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